Friday, January 30, 2009

Ode to Zune


Well they're hitting their demographic at least.


You tried so hard to be so hip and so cool but the reality is your just a clunky awkward tool.
The time has come to throw in the towel, just be a man you machine so foul.
Keep your head up high you had some great features, like sharing music with all 10 other Zune creatures.
Don't be ashamed its not completely your bad, it's just compaired to the iPod your clueless and sad.
You know the boy who gets picked last at school in the gym, hate to break it to you, thats you, your him.
Christmas' when you would be open with glee were the fake expression of kids who really just have to pee.
I'm sorry to break it to you so honest and mean, this is suppose to be a celebration to an inferior machine.
So here's to you my wannabe friend, for sticking it out to the short, unsuccessful end.
Maybe there's a comeback some time soon, but let me save you from looking like a failed baboon.
Keep it in the warehouse all dusty and dark, and think of something original with a little bit of spark.
Adios bulky Zune you fought a good fight, you can go down with a smile knowing you gave it all of your might.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Dance Dance Revolution: Eyebrow RemiX



Enjoy the pure rhythmic sensation!!!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Up and Running


For those who havent heard from me yet, my website, cpr-design, is up and running. It is my first time coding with XHTML and styling with CSS so go easy.

Its a small sample of my work that already needs to be updated and better laid out. As a matter of fact I already hate it and am doing a redesign right now, so bookmark it and check up on it whenever you get the time. This is what I am going to be doing for the rest of my life so those of you who feel a part of my life enjoy it, comment on it, give advice or feed back.

Have fun!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Slumdog worth a Million



If you watched the Golden Globes this last sunday you were probably wondering why this movie you have never heard of is winning all the awards. Well I'm here to fill you in on this top honor movie called "Slumdog Millionare."

Let me just say that this is the best movie I have seen all year. It deserved every award it received and then some. Im telling all of you right now to go see it if its near you and if its not find a way to see it, you wont regret it.

Understandably so, most of you haven't seen this movie bc its been in very limited release so here is my 10 cents on the movie (or more like IMDB's ten cents).

"The story of Jamal Malik, an 18 year-old orphan from the slums of Mumbai, who is about to experience the biggest day of his life. With the whole nation watching, he is just one question away from winning a staggering 20 million rupees on India's "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" But when the show breaks for the night, police arrest him on suspicion of cheating; how could a street kid know so much? Desperate to prove his innocence, Jamal tells the story of his life in the slum where he and his brother grew up, of their adventures together on the road, of vicious encounters with local gangs, and of Latika, the girl he loved and lost. Each chapter of his story reveals the key to the answer to one of the game show's questions. Each chapter of Jamal's increasingly layered story reveals where he learned the answers to the show's seemingly impossible quizzes. But one question remains a mystery: what is this young man with no apparent desire for riches really doing on the game show? When the new day dawns and Jamal returns to answer the final question, the Inspector and sixty million viewers are about to find out. At the heart of its storytelling lies the question of how anyone comes to know the things they know about life and love."

Seriously this movie is unreal. I honestly have seen it twice in one week. p.s. for all that care, there is absolutly no reason why this movie is rated R, so if you are worried about that you 100% honestly don't have to, there is nothing, and I mean nothing,wrong with this movie.