Ode to Zune

Well they're hitting their demographic at least.


You tried so hard to be so hip and so cool but the reality is your just a clunky awkward tool.
The time has come to throw in the towel, just be a man you machine so foul.
Keep your head up high you had some great features, like sharing music with all 10 other Zune creatures.
Don't be ashamed its not completely your bad, it's just compaired to the iPod your clueless and sad.
You know the boy who gets picked last at school in the gym, hate to break it to you, thats you, your him.
Christmas' when you would be open with glee were the fake expression of kids who really just have to pee.
I'm sorry to break it to you so honest and mean, this is suppose to be a celebration to an inferior machine.
So here's to you my wannabe friend, for sticking it out to the short, unsuccessful end.
Maybe there's a comeback some time soon, but let me save you from looking like a failed baboon.
Keep it in the warehouse all dusty and dark, and think of something original with a little bit of spark.
Adios bulky Zune you fought a good fight, you can go down with a smile knowing you gave it all of your might.